Valentines Day Jokes

Jokes are part of life because everyone needs laughter in their life. If you are looking for happy valentines day Jokes 2021, then this website will always be very helpful for you and their peoples; Valentines day jokes can be the best way to show your love to your partner, so without wasting more time, let’s see the jokes for valentines day.

Valentines Day Jokes

Funny Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2021

In the Below section, we will give you the best and funny happy Valentines day jokes 2021 that you can copy and send to your partner, and after receiving these jokes, your partner will be happy and give you a sweet smile of love that you are looking for in your life.

  1. “What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?” “Be my Valen-slime!”
  2. “What did the paper clip say to the magnet?” “I find you very attractive.”
  3. “What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?” “I’m stuck on you!”
  4. “Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?” “His heart wasn’t in it.”
  5. “Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine?” “She stole their heart.”
  6. “What do you call two birds in love?” “Tweethearts!”
  7. “How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?” “It goes nuts!”
  8. “I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.”
  9. “I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.”
  10. “What did the calculator say to the pencil?” “You can count on me.”
  11. “How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?” “He gave her a ring!”
  12. “What did one oar tell the other oar?” “This is so row-mantic!”
  13. “What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?” “You light my world up.”
  14. “How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?” “For stealing someone’s heart.”
  15. “What did one watermelon say to the other?” “You’re one in a melon!”
  16. “What do you call a very small Valentine?” “A valen-tiny.”
  17. “What did the ghost say to his valentine?” “You look so BOOtiful.”
  18. “If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.”
  19. “What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?” “Lots of hogs and kisses.”
  20. “What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time?” “Choco-late.”
  21. “What did one bee say to the other?” “I love bee-ing with you, honey!”
  22. “What did one volcano say to the other?” “I lava you.”
  23. “What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?” “I love you berry much.”
  24. “What did the cucumber say to the pickle?” “You mean a great dill to me.”
  25. “What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?” “You’re purr-fect for me.”
  26. “What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?” “I love ewe.”
  27. “How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day?” “A choco-LOT!”
  28. “What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?” “We’re a perfect match.”
  29. “How did the phone propose to his GF?” “He gave her a ring.”
  30. “How did the whale ask the other whale on a Valentine’s date?” “Whale you be mine?”
  31. “What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?” “A ghoul-friend.”

Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2021 Dirty

  1. I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass.
  2. Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking of you.
  3. Let’s sin On a tiger skin Or, if you prefer We could err On a different fur.

Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2021 For Kids

Kids are also part of this valentines day 2021; you should also keep them in your mind and wish them these jokes, which are best for them

What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?

A: valen-teeny.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

A: I’m stuck on you!

What did one volcano say to the other?

A: I lava you!

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

A: You mean a great dill to me.

How did the phone propose to his GF?

A: He gave her a ring.

And how did the other sheep respond?

A: You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself

Happy Valentines Day Jokes For Husband & Wife

Wait! The treat is not over yet. Here are some amazing valentines day jokes for husbands and Wives.

“Marriage is a connection in which one person is always right and the other is a hubby.”

“It doesn’t matter how often a husband changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.”

“They call our language the mother tongue because the father rarely gets to speak.”

“Tedious husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!”

” Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy’s parents??????
Like “I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life”
Nooo…. because women don’t tell lies.”

” If the wife wants hubby’s attention, she just has to look depressed and uncomfortable.
If the husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look glad & relaxed. “

“Why are wives more dangerous than the Criminal Gang?
The Gang wants either your cash or your life… The wives want both!”

Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2021 Quotes

  1. The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
  2. Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
  3. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
  4. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
  5. Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
  6. I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.

Valentines Day Jokes 2021 For Singles

What did one boat say to the other?

“Are you up for a little row-mance?”

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

His ghoul-friend.

Do you think skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Sure, they’re very scent-imental.

“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.

Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.”

“Why?” asked the man, smiling.

“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she replied.

Happy Valentines Day Jokes 2021 In Hindi

Aaj mein aap se ek baat keh kar hi rahoonga.
Plzzz Dont Mind.. Woh yeh hai ke.11

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I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE

I LOVE Chocolate
Especialy dairy milk wali ..

Happy Valentines Day 2021 Cards

Phool Khilte Rahe Zindgi Ki Raah Mein
Hansi Chamkti Rahe Apki Niga Mein
Kadm Kadm Par Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko
Dil Deta Hai Ye hi Dua Bar Bar Aapko

सभी महिलाओं से अनुरोध:
कृपया 14 फरवरी तक अपने पतियो पर विशेष नजर रखे।
नही तो..
“नजर हटी सौतन पटी”
जनहित मे जारी!! 😀

Happy Valentines Day 2021 Cards

शादी के 5 साल बाद,
वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन पति बीवी के लिये सफेद गुलाब लाया…
बीवी: ये क्या सफेद गुलाब?
वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन तो रेड रोज देते है ना ?
पति: अब जिन्दगी में, प्यार से ज्यादा शांति की जरूरत है!!! 😀😛

Valentines Day Jokes

इस बार धतूरे और गुलाब में जबरदस्त टक्कर होगी,
क्योंकि महाशिवरात्रि और वेलेंटाईन डे
दोनो एक ही दिन आ रहे है..
सभी से निवेदन है कि,
सही फूल सही जगह चढायें..
अगर फूल गलती से एक्सचेंज हो गया..
तो ताण्डव निश्चित है..
बोलो हर हर महादेव!!

Valentines Day Jokes

ना किसी ने Rose दिया,
ना किसी ने Propose‬ किया,
‎Chocolate‬? तो दुर की बात किसी ने Eclairs? तक नहीं दिया।
अब तो लगता है की छोड़ छाड़ के सब कुछ PK के Planet? चला जाऊँ! 😀

Valentines Day Jokes

कुँवारे भाईयों
अगर राजनीति का भूत उतर गया हो,
तो वैलेंटाइन डे देख लेना
फरवरी आने वाली है,
कही चुनाव के चक्कर में तुम्हारी अपनी सरकार..
किसी और को समर्थन न दे दे…..?

Valentines Day Jokes

भाई! जिनकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड है..
उनको मेरी तरफ से “हेप्पी रोज डे”
पर जिनकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड नहीं है..
उनको मेरी तरफ से
“हेप्पी रोज जैसा डे!” 😀

ना किसी ने Rose दिया,
ना किसी ने Propose‬ किया,
‎Chocolate‬? तो दुर की बात किसी ने Eclairs? तक नहीं दिया।
अब तो लगता है की छोड़ छाड़ के सब कुछ PK के Planet? चला जाऊँ! 😀

सभी लड़कियां कह रही है मैं सिंगल हूँ,
सभी लड़के भी कह रहे है मैं सिंगल हूँ तो
.
.
ये 14 फ़रवरी को क्या एलियन आते है!!
वैलेंटाइन डे मनाने??? 😀

वैलेंटाइन डे के नजदीक आते ही
उन लड़कियों के भी भाव बढ़ जाएंगे
जिन्हें झाड़ू लगाने वाले भी ढंग से नही देखते।

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